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You know there’s a G-rated version called Apples to Apples that CaH was based on, right?

Oh, yes, we’re playing that one with the 7 year old. But when the little ones go to bed, while AtA is fun, CAH is more fun for the adults. If it was just the over 16’s and under 35’s playing, I would have left them in, but the older crowd, while appreciating the political and more taboo options would probably not enjoy the more racist and dirty ones.

Ok, on one hand, I’m glad the topics in Cards Against Humanity are really diverse. On the other, I had to separate about 25% out so I can feel not dirty playing with my parents, siblings, aunts, uncles, and grandmothers next week. Can you imagine playing “Three dicks at the same time” or “pixilated bukkake” with your grandmother sitting at the table?? 

copperbadge:

theactualcluegirl:

emmagrant01:

moonblossom:

kmaryarty:

persian-slipper:

camwyn:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

voodoo-tiki:

Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.

I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!

I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.

I’m Captain America.
…
Well, shit.

A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

Oh fuck… the last movie I watched was Snowpiercer. So I guess I have to be the one to nut the naked Emperor, get my friends killed, destroy the world as we know it, and die for the cause now. Um… you’re welcome?(@copperbadge, I blame you.) (Again.) (Still)

HAHAHAHAHA do documentaries count, because if so I’m John motherFucking Kennedy. (It was a very biased documentary.)

Oh god I’m either River or Mal. Dear god please be River cause I don’t wanna captain a starship.
Though if documentaries do count I am a plethora of asexuals with varying careers. I could live with that, half of it’s already true.

copperbadge:

theactualcluegirl:

emmagrant01:

moonblossom:

kmaryarty:

persian-slipper:

camwyn:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

voodoo-tiki:

Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.

I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!

I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.

I’m Captain America.

Well, shit.

A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

Oh fuck… the last movie I watched was Snowpiercer. So I guess I have to be the one to nut the naked Emperor, get my friends killed, destroy the world as we know it, and die for the cause now. Um… you’re welcome?
(@copperbadge, I blame you.) (Again.) (Still)

HAHAHAHAHA do documentaries count, because if so I’m John motherFucking Kennedy. (It was a very biased documentary.)

Oh god I’m either River or Mal. Dear god please be River cause I don’t wanna captain a starship.

Though if documentaries do count I am a plethora of asexuals with varying careers. I could live with that, half of it’s already true.